Four Fill-In

Thanks to Hilary at Feeling Beachie for hosting the Four Fill-In Fun.

1. I never wear Speedos; nor should any man.

I mean look at this butt, Speedos would just be wrong.

2. I have had a lot of experience being sarcastic and a little cynical.Though I am a hopeful optimist too.  I am my own hypocrite or is that paradox.  Man, I need some sleep.

3. Public speaking makes me is normal.  Heck, I am a professor, I public speak for a living.

4. My car always has gas because I like to eat McDonalds a lot (notice the tummy in the above picture).  You mean that is not the car...It is, that is my story and I am sticking with it.

I am sensing a theme this week.  Curse you Hilary, now I have to try and diet again. D'oh!